{"id":2744,"date":"2023-09-16T16:23:20","date_gmt":"2023-09-16T20:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/?p=2744"},"modified":"2023-09-16T16:23:20","modified_gmt":"2023-09-16T20:23:20","slug":"this-morning-i-did-zazen-on-the-toilet-by-radiance-angelina-petro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/?p=2744","title":{"rendered":"This Morning I Did Zazen on the Toilet, by Radiance Angelina Petro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Morning I Did Zazen on the Toilet<br \/>\nby<br \/>\nRadiance Angelina Petro<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This morning I did zazen on the toilet.<br \/>\nAs I shaved I thought: \u201cI\u2019d love to be a whore.\u201d<br \/>\nInstead, I\u2019ve been startled by a falling leaf,<br \/>\nand the lines on my palms extend out beyond my hands<br \/>\nmaking it difficult to whore.<\/p>\n<p>Someone is riding an ox backwards into the temple,<br \/>\na hermit sits on my roof, grinning, holding a sign<br \/>\nthat says: \u201cToo many vacancies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On my way to the station there\u2019s a butterfly serving tea at a cafe,<br \/>\nthere\u2019s a cap-sized boat floating in the middle of the lake,<br \/>\neveryone in the park is playing fetch with each other.<\/p>\n<p>I crunch a rice cake on the train. Looking out the window<br \/>\nI see a child turn into a tree, a nun leaps and turns into<br \/>\na bat and flies into the loft of a barn, the apple pickers<br \/>\nturn into bears, a coyote picks up a stick and pretends it\u2019s a flute.<\/p>\n<p>Later that night, a little girl pulls down the moon<br \/>\nwith her teeth, a black octopus roils across the hills,<br \/>\nthere\u2019s a fish swimming in the hair of the lady sitting in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>Just before sleep, I turn the band of my watch one notch<br \/>\ntighter, I try to cling to the soft breathing of the other passengers,<br \/>\nbut can\u2019t. A man walks down the aisle towards me with the head of a wolf.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I\u2019m going to praise ferocity, and when I get off<br \/>\nthis train, I\u2019m going to run with the berserkers, and join the frenzy<br \/>\nof it all, and howl backwards into my life.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Morning I Did Zazen on the Toilet by Radiance Angelina Petro &nbsp; &nbsp; This morning I did zazen on the toilet. As I shaved I thought: \u201cI\u2019d love to be a whore.\u201d Instead, I\u2019ve been startled by a falling leaf, and the lines on my palms extend out beyond my hands making it difficult [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2745,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2744\/revisions\/2745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewonderchildblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}